When Peter becomes completely obsessed with “Surfin’ Bird”, a 1963 hit song from the Trashmen, Brian and Stewie are determined to destroy every last copy of it. When Peter goes searching every record store in Quahog for it, he runs into an old friend and ends up hanging out with Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton.

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland’s ex-wife, Loretta.

After Katherine tells Bree that she has to leave town, Bree is responsible for catering Bob and Lee’s wedding. Gabrielle finds Ellie’s money in her teddy bear. Susan realizes she will soon lose someone she loves. Katherine Mayfair’s secrets are finally revealed, and several residents of Wisteria Lane are faced with deadly threats.

When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.